My monster has a body like a humungous skyscraper

Eyes like a hypnotising snake

A nose like a rotten rancid carrot

A mouth like a ferocious snapping crocodile dripping with blood

Legs like squashed bananas

And arms like sweaty spaghetti

My monster is as friendly as a T Rex searching for its prey

As clever as a crazy clown

As loud as cheering football fans

As smelly as an elephant breaking wind

And as frightening as a zombie rising from the dead

My monster Illadan

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